Seafood Diet T-Shirt | Dadpocalypse Survival Tip #12 | Funny Dad Joke Retro Tee

DADPOCALYPSE SURVIVAL TIP #12: THE SEAFOOD DIET

Forget rationing and bug-out bags. The true key to surviving the Dadpocalypse is a simple, effective diet strategy!

This awesome graphic tee features the infamous Dadpocalypse Survival Tip #12—a tribute to the ultimate dad joke: "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

• Retro Design: The graphic is presented in a bold, vintage sign style, perfectly fitting our apocalyptic/retro theme aesthetic.

• The Ultimate Truth: A hilarious and relatable shirt for any father whose love language is food and puns.

• Dadpocalypse Gear: A unique piece of apparel from the Survival Tip series, letting everyone know his priorities are straight (food first, questions later).

• Quality & Comfort: Made from soft, heavy cotton (or specify your fabric blend) designed to be comfortable whether he’s hoarding snacks or telling jokes.

The apocalypse is coming—make sure he’s well-fed and well-dressed. Order his Survival Tip #12 shirt now!

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean