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Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
  • Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”

Dadpocalypse Survival Tee — “Survival Tip #47: Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”

$25.82
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This soft, breathable tee carries a tongue-in-cheek survival vibe—an offbeat graphic on a clean white canvas that reads like a tiny poster you can wear. The vintage-inspired print shows a simple stair-and-shadow illustration with the headline “DADPOCALYPSE SURVIVAL TIP #47” and a wry line about stairs. It feels like a wink from a tired, funny parent who’s learned to laugh at the chaos. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit make it easy to throw on for yard work, school runs, weekend projects, or low-key hangs. Quiet details—like the sleeve micro-print and tear-away label—keep comfort high while the durable 100% cotton fabric holds print details crisp wash after wash. For anyone who lives in the small daily absurdities of family life, this shirt reads as both humor and badge of experience.

Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort and durable print surface
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and DTF printed details for crisp, long-lasting graphics (sleeve print + inner neck label)
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified materials, and EU 2-year warranty for comfort and quality assurance

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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